Pop Quiz

If you wonder where The Beatles played on Savile Row
I can guarantee you now that he won't know
At the pop quiz (oh-oh-oh-oh)
He's rubbish at the pop quiz (oh-oh-oh-oh)

Don't bother asking him who sang "Come On Eileen"
He doesn't know, that's why I don't want him on my team
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He's rubbish at the pop quiz (oh-oh-oh-oh)

The prize money we could win you'll never see
He'll make us look bad, don't do this to me
Why you'd want him with us is a mystery
He knows nothing about pop history

He thought Donna Summer was a singer in The Supremes
Don't suggest he'd be an asset to our team
At the pop quiz (oh-oh-oh-oh)
He's rubbish at the pop quiz (oh-oh-oh-oh)

With all the rolling, my eyeballls are getting fatigue
He thought there really was a waitress in The Human League
At the pop quiz (oh-oh-oh-oh)
He's rubbish at the pop quiz (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Rubbish at the pop quiz (oh-oh-oh-oh)
He's rubbish at the pop quiz (oh-oh-oh-oh)

He's rubbish at the pop quiz
So rubbish at the pop quiz
He's rubbish at the pop quiz
So rubbish at the pop quiz