What's Wrong With You Is What's Wrong With Me

I know you wanted some kind of hero
A young de Niro
That's not quite what you get from me

You look aghast, like I'm some kind of weirdo
Worth less than zero
Well, what did you expect for free?

So my posture isn't perfect
Like those studs upon the screen
Could you step back into the real world?
I'm not the pin-up in your magazine, no

What's wrong with you is what's wrong with me
What's wrong with you is what's wrong with me
What's wrong with me is what's wrong with you
Guess it's true
What's wrong with you is what's wrong with me
What's wrong with me is what's wrong with you
What's wrong with you is what's wrong with me
Can't you see?

Oh...

I know tonight again I'll get your once-over
That I'm mediocre
Your looks and words will say to me

We're only going out for chips, then back to your sofa
I'll wear this pullover
And, no, it isn't Versace

So my fashion sense is suspect
The catwalks don't call my name
You're gonna have to meet me halfway
It doesn't matter if we're not the same, no

What's wrong with you is what's wrong with me
What's wrong with you is what's wrong with me
What's wrong with me is what's wrong with you
Guess it's true
What's wrong with you is what's wrong with me
What's wrong with me is what's wrong with you
What's wrong with you is what's wrong with me
Can't you see?

Oh...

Well, what's wrong with you is what's wrong with me
What's wrong with you is what's wrong with me
What's wrong with me is what's wrong with you
Guess it's true
What's wrong with you is what's wrong with me
What's wrong with me is what's wrong with you
What's wrong with you is what's wrong with me
Can't you see?

What's wrong with you is what's wrong with me
What's wrong with you is what's wrong with me
What's wrong with me is what's wrong with you
Guess it's true
What's wrong with you is what's wrong with me
What's wrong with me is what's wrong with you
What's wrong with you is what's wrong with me
Can't you see?

Oh...

What's wrong with me?
Is that what's wrong with you?
Oh
I think everything
Everything wrong with you is everything wrong with me