Cheap Technology Breakdown

I got a bargain in the mail from a faraway land
It wasn't worth it, it's already broken in my hand
Yeah, a cheap technology breakdown
Another cheap technology breakdown

I tried to open up the section where the batteries go
And now it's all falling to pieces
Well, I should have known I'd have a cheap technology breakdown
Another cheap technology breakdown

Yeah, you'd think I'd learn my lesson, but I never do
Guided by the price and fake 5-star reviews
Don't offer any sympathy, this is the life I choose
It's why this song doesn't sound hi-fi to you

Yeah, a cheap technology breakdown
Another cheap technology breakdown
I got a cheap technology breakdown, no no no